Tryna knock that out the park like I'm Albert pujols ⚾
Good lord Rex keep the hypotheticals to a minimum please. #Royals
Rex Hudler = Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man emporium and warehouse. @SSJ_WHB
Must suck being an #Angels fan. Always trying to be noticed in a #Dodgers town. Hahaha
Bruce Chen has been killing it so far, top of the fifth. @ChenMusic @Royals #OurTime
And a minus announcer in the booth MT @Buster_ESPN: #Royals have plus defenders in left, at shortstop, at first base
French-couer hate fest tonight. I remember when we lost Church for him. Misery. Fuck Minaya. #Mets #Royals #Braves
Bruce Chen se esta tirando un partidazo frente a Pujol y su Angelinos. Todo en 4 innings. @LuisAchurra
I wonder how many waves Weaver caught over the off-season .... Hang ten bro ... #Angels ... #Tigers ... #TigersFanDontForget
Moustakas looks like a shorter, fatter uglier Hosmer with long hair. #OurTime
Bruce Chen is dealing, albeit slow stuff, but effective!! #royals #Value
Hope my followers Are ready for #Royals tweets all summer
Look for a piece of cheese and turn on it! Shit #P90Rex says #royals
Pujols- 0 hits and 0 RBI David Freese- 5 hits 5 RBI who's the bitch now I think we'll save 25 million a year from that sellout
I love how people are actually saying Pujols is sucking...it's the first fucking game. Shut up...dear god. Some fans
Albert Pujols already popped out twice now, not a good start
Its NOW! ♥ The BOTTOM ♥ of the 5th INNING ♥ Bruce CHEN ♥ of the Kansas City ROYALS ♥ WILL TAKE
The #Royals will continue to struggle as long as they swing out of their shoes over and over again against good pitchers. #WorkTheCount
If the Cardinals keep hitting like this, there will come a point where I don't care about Pujols. That point hasn't arrived yet. #stlcards
I'm almost ready to suggest the #Royals not being allowed to swing until they see at least two pitches.
To my one or two fellow Astros fans, This will be a very long season but at least we wont have to see Pujols for this year only.
Weaver through 5 scoreless IP, scattering two singles, walking none and striking out 5. Chen: 4 SHO IP, 3 H, 0 BB, 4 SO. #Angels #Royals
We need to get at least one run off of Weaver #Royals
Weave can't do all the work himself guys!!! Give him some run support!!!!! #Angels
i wonder if anyone told Bruce Chen that he's tending
Cierto que el béisbol es béisbol donde sea y que Pujols es Pujols. Pero viendo la parte humana de La Maquina, debe ser difícil para Pujols.
“@TrippingOlney: THE WORLD WON'T END ON DECEMBER 21, 2012. THE WORLD WILL END WHEN BRUCE CHEN DECIDES IT WILL END.” @jsgiba Chen is powerful
“@jul_xoxo: “@B_Turk5: I wish my swing was like Albert pujols.. He's too good” cool” stop yelling at him it's the truth i love pujols swing
(Waiting for ESPN to hype up Bruce Chen just like Jeremy Lin) #ESPNLovesAsians
“@jmehrle: It's hard to watch Pujols in another jersey!” // Still red and white. Should be pretty much the same...
Can't decide whether to call Rex Hudler "Capt. Obvious" or "Capt. Cliche". #Royals #ImissFrank
I think Cain will prove to be a + center fielder as well.
I was kinda hoping for some more offense, but thrilled with Chen so far. #Royals
"@gregvorse: So far the #Angels have paid #AlbertPujols approx $75,000 for a double play and a pop up." Irrelevant. Best player in baseball.
At least we've made Weaver work. His pitch count has to be at least 15-20 so far through 5 innings. #royals
Seeing #Pujols in an #Angels jersey makes me sick. #greedy #selfish #250millionreasons
I bet I could crush a ball off weaver. He looks like puddle of mudd lead singer! #royals
Bruce Chen is trending in Minneapolis. Been a while since MPLS has been exposed to good pitching.
It just looks strange to see pujols not in a cards jersey
Mike Sweeney has 12 kids and they love the #Royals. #ourtime
Good pitchers duel brewing at Opening Day in Anaheim. Jared Weaver and Bruce Chen haven't allowed a run going into the bottom of the 5th.
I had a dream about Bruce Chen pitching to what I thought was the pirates two days ago, I'm now certain I mistook them for the Angels.
Bruce Chen doesn't drink often, but when he does, he drinks green tea....
#SexyRexy is making my ears bleed..... The #Royals need to get him off the air.
I keep waiting for Sweeney's spawn to run out of the stands & kick Jared Weavers ass. #royals #angels #tigers