#WhiteSox baseball time. Teachers shouldnt assign tests cuz I can't study with the sox on.. #selfishteachers
Hockeyman and the cheeseface live from chicago #orioles --- cheese with less oil in the hair tonight
Gary Thorne must be wearing a leftover espn blazer. Has his NCAA frozen four lapel pin still on. #Orioles #details
Hockeyman looks at cheeseface like they are talking about cutting sub prime rates - its baseball buddy #orioles
That choco turtles line was creepy as fuck #orioles #hockeyman and the #cheeseface lighting it up - @aeholmes81 eye rolls have started
#Keys continue to lead 3-0 after three innings. @trentmummey7 ended his recent 0-16 skid w/ an RBI single in 2nd inning. #Orioles
Hitting up #USCellularField on Thursday. Can't wait for some #WhiteSox
#WhiteSox continue catching some early breaks...no Verlander this past weekend and no Felix at Seattle this weekend
Lineup vs. CWS: Chavez LF, Hardy SS, Markakis RF, Jones CF, Wieters C, Johnson DH, Reynolds 3B, Davis 1B, Andino 2B. Arrieta starts.
Gary Thorne is beginning to lose it...correction....he has lost it. #orioles
Shut up #hockeyman - slow night in chicago - someone tell gary he has fake teeth... #orioles
Man, it would be great if Pierzynski could keep this up. #WhiteSox
A.J. hits a solo shot to give the #WhiteSox a 1-0 lead! Another #HRSlide & #HRGong for the #MLBFC!
That's another $100 donated to White Sox charities by Alex Snelius in loving memory of Ursula #whitesox @EJMannix
WhiteSox - A.J. Pierzynski homered to deep right (BAL 0, CWS 1, bot 2nd) #whitesox
Arrieta is sure worried a lot about the runner at first, given that there are two outs and he has Wieters
Weiters is having issues throwing to second come on #orioles
A J Pierzynski (CWS) hit a solo home run (3) on a fly to right with his #omgBOOMstix [BAL 0 CWS 1 B2] #whitesox #mlb
Hey Matt- you're not supposed to actually wear the Gold Glove on the field... #Orioles
There is something so sexy about a pop-up slide... #baseball #WhiteSox
Arrieta just put Viciedo away on a pretty wicked slider. #Orioles #WhiteSox
I like how the White Sox are going back to the home white/gray road unis. Like the black alternates but not everyday #whitesox
Viciedo strands Rios at 3rd as he strikesout on a curveball in the dirt #WhiteSox lead 1-0 top of the 3rd
Aj with a home run in the inning! #WhiteSox up 1-0 #letsgosox
The #Orioles take years off my life after every game I watch. #ohmysoul
Speaking of Viciedo I know he's a rookie but needs to learn to lay off the bad pitches can't do anything with a ball in the dirt #WhiteSox
"@whitesox: A.J. Pierzynski sends a blast to RF giving the #WhiteSox a 1-0 lead over Baltimore in the bottom of the 2nd."
Nick Johnson sucks. Dump him immediately...seriously hurting the team being useless. #orioles
Humber is a river that runs through Hull, and Hull is a little bit shit. #riverbasedinsults #weak #heatexhaustion #pashminas #Orioles
Nick Johnson is terrible. The good news he should be injured and out for the season and day now. #Orioles
Mark Reynolds with a double with RISP! Yes, it can happen. Jones scores to tie game in 4th. Wieters to 3rd. #orioles
Atta boy reynolds #orioles - ill tweet you more often
New idea: @gordanbeckham goes up to bat without a bat and tries to catch the ball with his face. #WhiteSox
Whether or not nick johnson ever gets a hit this season, he will still have a fantastic pornstache #Orioles
Good things happen when you drive the ball the other way. #Orioles
Why throw a fastball to a fastball hitter #WhiteSox #seriously
Mark Reynolds drives in a run with a one-out double in the fourth. #Orioles tie game with White Sox in fourth 1-1.
Mark Reynolds can hit bad pitches. No doubt about that. #orioles
When Reynolds doesn't strike out ... good things happen #Orioles
Inning #4. BAL scored 1 run. Score: BAL: 1, CWS: 1 #whitesox #orioles #mlb
Reynolds just got a clutch hit... I'm as confused as you are by that sentence #Orioles
Alright #orioles , the joke is over - you can cut Nick Johnson now.
Man...Humber is in trouble. He cannot keep runners off base. #TieGame #WhiteSox 1-1 vs Baltimore.
Orioles get a run on an RBI double. #WhiteSox tied 1-1 #letsgosox
Hardy is quietly putting together a very very shitty start to the year #orioles