Chris Getz is such a despicable hitter. But at least his mediocre range makes up for it. #royals #freegio
Oh, error on my last Tweet. It's #Athletics playing at home, not #Royales. Thought that didn't sound right lol. #MLB
Got the 2 we needed #royals let's finish this duffy
Hey #Royals how we feeling! hot hot hot Score at top of 4th KC 2 A's 0
Godfrey lessens the damage, but Oakland must combat a 2-0 deficit
I think I can hit a ball harder than Getz, and I can't even get a softball into the middle of left field. #Royals
Nothing against Cowgill but Reddick would have gunned him out!! #Athletics
Dont want to see Cain DL'd. I am growing quite accustomed to having a fly ball magnet in CF. #Royals
In all the games that the #Royals and #SportingKC have scored in this year, they've won.
Coco just doesn't look right without the afro. #Royals #Athletics
It is the first time Cespedes has ever had a chance to use a glove. Give the guy a break. #GoRoyals
Small sample size but, so far every time Cespedes has made a major booboo, he's followed up with a big play. Lets see #Athletics
Geez, Cespedes cannot make running over the shoulder catches! #Athletics
#Guilty I am watching Glee and not at the #Athletics game.
There are more people on the field than in the stands. #Royals #Athletics
It feels like a ball-up street kind of a night. #Royals #countrybreakfast
Listening to #p90rex is like playing Triple Play '99, but I don't mind. I love that game. #Royals
#Guilty I am watching #Glee and not at the #Athletics game.
Dot Racing: Red for the back-to-back victory on a cold and wet Oakland evening. Blue still in search of his first win of 2012. #Athletics
I hope that Danny Duffy was a fan of The Simpsons growing up. #DuffBeer #Royals #Athletics
Anytime someone plays that damn vulva-horn or whatever it is, the A's should get an automatic out against them. Fucking annoying. #Royals
Getz went all Willie Mays Hayes on us & bulked up last offseason. Haven't seen the gold chains yet, though. #BeerLeagueSoftballPower #royals
Look at that #Royals starting pitching though. Defintion of #lightsout
Most players would rather start hot than not #Rexism #Royals
Throwing to a nail-polished laced catcher definitely makes me throw harder #Royals #Athletics
"Most players will tell ya they'd rather start hot than not" #rexisms #royals
POSSIBLE OUTCOMES OF A YOENIS CESPEDES AT-BAT: Spectacular home run OR out. There is no in-between.
At least fans didn't gasp in amazement at that Cespedes pop fly
Most players will tell you, you'd rather start hot then... Not #rexblows #Royals
Cain is out for this season... of Mad Men. Last week's episode was just too much for him. #Royals #CainTrain
Really like Duffy's curve when he throws it for a strike. #Royals
#Royals Getz's new-found "pop" allows him to hit routine fly balls to the outfield. This feat can also be seen at any JV high school game.
"Most players would tell you they would rather start hot than not." Another gem by #P90Rex Hudler. #Royals
"Most players would tell you. They'd rather start (the season) hot than not." .. Clever #Royals #CaptainObvious
Gomes sucks. #Athletics I would rather see Smith get a shot against lefties.
..loves the #Royals. True Blue Tradition, for real. To all the Cardinals fans, #hatersgonnahate ;)
In case you were wondering, @reds fans, Johnny Gomes still sucks. #athletics #awfulbaseball
that boy Duffey is on fire 1 hit through four IP #Royals
Cespedes IMO needs to calm down. Needs to learn this is not Cuban league or International ball.#YouPlsyMLB
It would be a pretty sight to see Yoenis Cespedes in red pinstripes
And so concludes the first chapter of the future bestseller from Michael Lewis: "When Yoenis Cespedes Was Traded For Brandon Belt"
Followers, you're gonna see this tweet a million times this year but, I love the #Royals
I haven't seen stuff like this on the #royals mound since that kid that wanted to be traded. #duffy is solid!
Its past my bedtime, I appreciate Duffy's effort to move this game along quickly #royals
Danny Duffy is throwing well tonight. More importantly, his mother looks like she'll be on the next season of Hoarders. #Royals #CatLady