Alright alright alright, Jays Angels. Here we go
Sorry I'm late, stay in school folks. Forever
Roy Halladay goes for your Toronto Blue Jays tonight, meaning this game should be over in time to watch the first network running of the Daily Show
Anthony Ortega starts for the Angels, a control-type guy that is hardly overwhelming
Rance in your pants suggests Ortega needs to change speeds. I bet his pants'll need changing in no time!
Jays lineup:
M. Scutaro ss
A. Hill 2b
A. Rios rf
V. Wells cf
A. Lind dh
S. Rolen 3b
L. Overbay 1b
R. Barajas c
T. Snider lf
The Halos
C. Figgins 3b
M. Izturis dh
B. Abreu lf
T. Hunter cf
K. Morales 1b
M. Napoli c
G. Matthews Jr. rf
H. Kendrick 2b
E. Aybar ss
Baseball's most patient man leads off
Scutaro only swings at 9% of pitches outside the zone this year. That is nutty
His contact rate is through the roof also, nearly 97%!
Ortega's getting squeezed a little early on. Scutaro gets respect
Anti oxidants are the new horse tranqs
Rios looks better these days
Ball four to Scutaro, his 27th of the year Mr Campbell reports
He fouled off a few good pitches and earned his pass
I hope not, hate the Ecksprint
Aaron Hill has a new philosphy? New stance too
Aaron Hill loves Southern California. He takes a pitch deeeeep into the wacky rocks in centerfield. 2-0 Jays!
Aaaron Hill swings such a quick stick, it's too be envied
Alex Rios promptly lines one into centerfield. Right down the heart of the plate, it's lucky to still be in the park